stuffhipstershate:

Calling It a Date
Jolene: …right, well it’s kind of like that tapas restaurant in Chicago I was telling you about on our last date, it has this—
Crispin: Wait, that was a date?
Jolene: Uh, was I not supposed to call it that? You texted and we made plans and met up for drinks and like…you paid for the first round and everything.
Crispin: I dunno if I’d call it a date.
Jolene: Really? Even though then we walked down to the waterfront and talked for a long time? And made out for a while and we’d, like, sobered up by then? And then you walked me all the way back to my subway stop and we made out in the boulevard in front of the stairs for like, 10 minutes, and then you texted like five days later and now we’re hanging out again?
Crispin: Well, exactly. We’re hanging out. I don’t wanna like, give you the wrong impression or anything.
Jolene [looks puzzled]
Crispin [goes in for a kiss]
(Photo)

stuffhipstershate:

Calling It a Date

Jolene: …right, well it’s kind of like that tapas restaurant in Chicago I was telling you about on our last date, it has this—

Crispin: Wait, that was a date?

Jolene: Uh, was I not supposed to call it that? You texted and we made plans and met up for drinks and like…you paid for the first round and everything.

Crispin: I dunno if I’d call it a date.

Jolene: Really? Even though then we walked down to the waterfront and talked for a long time? And made out for a while and we’d, like, sobered up by then? And then you walked me all the way back to my subway stop and we made out in the boulevard in front of the stairs for like, 10 minutes, and then you texted like five days later and now we’re hanging out again?

Crispin: Well, exactly. We’re hanging out. I don’t wanna like, give you the wrong impression or anything.

Jolene [looks puzzled]

Crispin [goes in for a kiss]

(Photo)

  1. sleepywhale reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    an overgrown hipster kid. We do this
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  4. thursdayeverydayforever reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    so that’s what
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  8. diosablog reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    *clears throat* So clearly …...IS an epidemic! Sac
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  10. breannebrown reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    blog called “Stuff Hipsters Hate”. Pretty much
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  12. kevynryan reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    difference between the dude friends she has...how she has to help them sort
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  14. trisarahtoops reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    vaguely recall having...conversation like this convincing my friends that me going...
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  16. peoplearejudging reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    OH GOD. SO TRUE. hipsters > commitment.
  17. watermelanoma reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    Haha. God. This hits too close
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  19. kittyjensen reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    This dilemma is soooo frustrating.
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  23. greenfog reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    anyone who knows me knows i...“hanging out”...not dating...
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  25. itsjustchristine reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    think this one should be called “stuff people who don’t actually want to be your significant other but want ot sleep...